Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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