Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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