So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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