People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I am spending my child support on dildos
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
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they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
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Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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