I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
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I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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