Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize