Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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