I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
We talked him into tasing himself.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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