You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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