did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
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He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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