I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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