too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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