We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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