But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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