why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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