I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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