I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
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on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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