Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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