I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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go home
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
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Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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