Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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