just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Randomize
