Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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