i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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