Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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