I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
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I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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