that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
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let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
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When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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