We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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