It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
"it" just moved
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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