i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
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i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
don't judge my taste in strippers
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
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Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
dude. I can hear the air.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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