Joe is yelling at the trees again.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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