YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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