i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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