At least make sure they are 18
Why
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
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Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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