that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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