Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
