I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You have to summon your inner elephant
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Dicks are not precious.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
soo... how was my night?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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