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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
They took my balls.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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