Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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