So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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