I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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