i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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