Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
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We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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