the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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