hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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