dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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