she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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