i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
My life is pants optional.
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