Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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