People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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