so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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