I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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