Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I am available for nakedness
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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