but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
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stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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