this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
We had to coat check the pizza.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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