it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
they're like a gay fantastic four
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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