Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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