I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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